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McBush was a POW in Vietnam!

How many houses do you own?

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam, we didn't have houses.

What kind of car do you drive?

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam, we didn't have cars.

It's a beautiful day outside today

John "McBush" McCain: I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and the days were not so nice outside.

You sang a song about bombing Iran. Do you really want to bomb every country in the world?

John "McBush" McCain: I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and I didn't have any bombs to use.

You cheated on your wife...in that foreign land of Hawaii.

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and I didn't meet any women there.

Your wife was a drug addict and previously stole drugs from her job but Michelle Obama is a black person from the southside of Chicago.

John "McBush" McCain: I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

You had a father in the military pulling strings and you married into money. What have you done for yourself in life?

John "McBush" McCain: I wrecked a few planes, was shot down d and was a prisoner of war in Vietnam. I also participated in enemy propaganda but I didn't get attacked for it like John Kerry did before.

You are worth over a 100 million dollars. Mitt Romney is worth over 200 million and also got a great start from his dad. The Obamas made a few million on book sales and Joe Biden is only worth about $150,000 as he hasn't taken extra payoffs from corporations. Yet you attack them as being elite.

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and we didn't have currency converters there.

You've actually voted against most funding and benefits for veterans yet you proudly tout your history of being one.

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam. I then cheated on my first wife who was injured in a car accident and then married into big money so I don't need any military benefits.

You have changed your position on just about every major issue facing America but you aren't being attacked on it or being called a flip-flopper.

John "McBush" McCain: Well I was a prisoner of war in Vietnam and we didn't wear flip flops.

Labels: politics

posted by - A @ 12:55 PM